Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Literal Thinking

This puzzle is called Literal Thinking.

1.
Man
------
Board

Ans: Man Overboard

2.
Stand
-------
I

Ans: I Understand

3. |r|e|a|d|i|n|g|

Ans: Reading between the lines

4.
cycle
cycle
cycle

Ans: Tricycle

6.
0
--------
M.Phil
Ph.D

Ans: two degrees below zero

7.
knee
------
light



Ans: Neon Light
(knee-on-light)

8.
ground
---------------
feet feet feet
feet feet feet

Ans: six feet underground

9. ecnalg

Ans: backward glance

10. Death...Life

Ans: Life aftr Death

11.THINK

Ans:think BIG

& the last one is real fun

12
ababaabaabbaaababaaab

Ans: Long time no 'C :-D

Monday, September 12, 2011

Importance Re-defined

A discussion on who is important:

Wikipedia: Enter a word, I have pages to tell...!

Google: Enter a query, I have unlimitd ways to answer...!

Intrnet: Without me, you are both nothing...

Computer: And without me, you are all useless...

Electric Power Supply: Keep talking! :-P

Friday, July 15, 2011

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Haqeeqat

Aisa nahi keh nafs ka shaitaan mar geya,

Shaitaan to hay zinda, haan insaan mar geya...

Sajdon main sar jhukanay ki fursat nahi rahi,

Walliyon ki rooh main bassa wajdaan mar geya...

Masjid to pakki ban gayi aur shandaar bhi,

Kachchi theen RABB say chahatain, eemaan mar geya...

Baatil ko jhoot kehnay ki taaqat nahi rahi,

Yahan sach bolnay wala woh insaan mar geya.....!!!


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Sunday, March 6, 2011

Father's Sacrifice

At ur age of 1, he wud hav lost his sleep to take care of u.
When u are 10, he wud have lost his favourite perfume 2 pay ur skool fees.
At 18, he wud hav lost al his savings 2 give u graduation.
At ur 22, he wud hav lost his respect 2 get u a job.
To keep u rich, he wud hav not even purchasd clothes for hmself.
To make u lead a luxurious life he wud hav not even taken care of his health.
He is d 1 who sheds his prsnl interests fr ur prosperous lyf.
Salute ur dad for his sacrifice.
n pass IF U FEEL DOING IT......
Don't think much!..


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Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Muslim's Responsibility

Several years ago, an Imam from out-of-state accepted a call to a Mosque in Houston, Texas.

Some weeks later after he arrived, he�happened to ride the bus from his home to the downtown area. When he sat down, he discovered that the driver had accidentally given him a quarter extra change.

As he considered what to do, he thought to himself, "You'd better give the quarter back. It would be wrong to keep it".

Then he thought, "Oh, forget it, it's only a quarter. Who would worry about this little amount? Anyway, the bus company gets too much fare, they will never miss it.

"Accept it as a 'gift from ALLAH' and keep quiet", another thought came in his mind.

When his stop came, he paused momentarily at the door, and then he handed the quarter to the driver and said, "Here, you gave me too much change".

The driver, with a smile, asked, "Aren't you the new Imam in town?".

"Yes", he replied.


"'Well, I have been thinking a lot lately about going somewhere to worship. I just wanted to see what you would do if I gave you too much change. I will see you at the mosque"

When the Imam stepped off of the bus, he literally grabbed the nearest light pole, held on, and said:
"OH ALLAH, I ALMOST SOLD YOU FOR A QUARTER".

Our lives are the only Quran some people will ever read. This is a really scary example of how much people watch us as Muslims and will put us to the test! Always be on guard - and remember - You carry your IMAN on your shoulders when you call yourself "A Muslim"


-��Watch your thoughts; they become words.

- Watch your words; they become actions.

- Watch your actions; they become habits.

- Watch your habits; they become character.

- Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

I am glad a friend forwarded this to me as a reminder. So, I chose to forward it to you.

May ALLAH bless you; I hope you had a wonderful day!


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Sunday, February 6, 2011

ASTONISHING FACTS

1) LONGEST ENGLISH WORD: Praetertranssubstantiationalistically --> has 37 letters.

2) BOOK WITHOUT LETTER 'e': GADFY, written by Earnest Wright in 1939 is a 50,000+ word book, which doesn't contain a single word with ' e' in it

3) WORD WITHOUT VOWEL: RHYTHM

4) BRAIN: Organ of body which has no sensation when cut .

5) CROCODILE: Only animal & reptile which sheds tear while eating .

6) No of Alphabets, which SOUND AS WORDS: 10, They are

B Bee

C Sea

G Zee

I Eye

Q Queue

R Are

S Yes

T Tea

U You

Y Why

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FASCINATING ANIMALS, BIRDS, TREES :

1) SNAILS have 14175 teeth laid along 135 rows on their tounge.

2) A BUTTERFLY has 12,000 eyes.

3) DOLPHINS sleep with 1 eye open.

4) A BLUE WHALE can eat as much as 3 tonnes of food everyday, but at the same time can live without food for 6 months.

5) The EARTH has over 12,00,000 species of animals, 3,00,000 species of plants & 1,00,000 other species.

6) The fierce DINOSAUR was TRYNOSAURS which has sixty long & sharp teeth, used to attack & eat other dinosaurs.

7) DIMETRODON was a mammal like REPTILE with a snail on its back. This acted as a radiator to cool the body of the animal.
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Friday, January 28, 2011

Pakistan : from another angle :)

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT PARTS OF Pakistan:

Scenario- 1
Two guys are fighting, a third guy comes along & tries to make peace.
The first two get together & beat him up.
That's Karachi.

Scenario- 2
Two guys are fighting, a third guy comes along, sees them & walks on.
You're in Quetta. :-D

Scenario- 3
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.
A guy comes along & quietly opens a Chai-stall.
That's Multan. :-P

Scenario- 4
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from a nearby house & says,
"Don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else & keep fighting!"
That's Islamabad. :-)

Scenario- 5
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out to call their friends on their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in Lahore. :-D


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