Difference b/w men n women...

Women's version:

Woman1- oh! u got a haircut! dats so cute!

woman2- do u think so? i wasnt sure when she gav me the miror. I mean, u dnt thnk its too fluffy løoking?

woman1- oh God no! its perfct. i'd love to get my haircut like dat bt i thnk my face is too wide.

woman2- r u serious? I thnk ur face is adorable n u cud easly get layer cut, dat wud look so cute. i was actualy gonna do dat exept i was afraid it wont go wid my löng neck..

woman1- r u kiding? i wud lov to hav ur neck..
woman 2- oh thanks!


Men's version:

Man1- hair cut?
Man2- YEAH !!
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Physics would have been much...

Physics would have been much easier..

if...

if..

"Tree" had fallen on Newton's head instead of Apple. :p
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EID AANAY WAALI HAI!

EID AANAY WAALI HAI!

Maaa!
Hum apne ghar kab jayeinge...?

Yahan camp main dil nahi lagta!

Na khilonay hain na dost!

Bas aansu he aansu hain!

Ye dekho meray kapron par,

Muflisi k daagh lag chukay hain,

Inhain tabdeel karna hai,

Aur naye jootay bhi lenay hain!

Tum bolti kyun nahi ho Maa..?

Kya roz-e-Eid bhi main bhook ka roza,

Sabar k saath aftaar karoon ga?

'Baba say kaho na ghar chaltay hain....!'

Plzzz don't forget the Flood Stricken people!
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Best Catchline

Best Catchline Ever Written On The WALL
of a College Canteen:

The Food Here Must Be Good...
Because All Ten Thousand FLIES Can't Be Wrong! =P
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Impact of Job change

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said: "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared me!".
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
Driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead Bodies 4 the last 25 years. . !
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