SOCIALISM If u have 2 cows, u have to give 1 to ur neighbor
COMMUNISM If U have 2 cows, govt takes both of them & gives u milk
FASCISM If U have 2 cows, govt takes both of them & sells u milk
NAZISM If U have 2 cows, govt takes both of them & shoots u
CAPITALISM If U have 2 cows, u sell one of them & purchase a bull
DEMOCRACY If U have 2 cows, both will go on strike
PAKISTANI JUMHURIYAT If U have 2 cows, the ruling party will steal one, put it in a Swiss account and blame the Taliban. The media will speculate how u could afford 2 cows. Geo News will report that 100 cows & 200 horses went missing & will blame it on the agencies. Chief justice will take suo motu in 'national interest'. Molvis will issue a fatwa that keeping 2 cows is against Islam & shahbaz sharif will suspend the M.S of nearest hospital