A blonde is walking down the street. On passing a curtain shop, she notices the fabulous pink curtains on display. She walks into the store, goes up to the salesman and says, "I want those pink curtains made up to fit my computer screen."
The salesman says, "Curtains are for windows. Computers don't need curtains."
The blonde replies, "Hellooo, Muppetface.!My computer has Windows!"
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