iPhone 3GS Guided Tour Part 1

The MAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMUUUUUUU MMMM u may want in a Phone

Musadas e Haali

This is a partial recitation of a famous poet Altaf Hussain Haali's poem, Musadas-e-Haali, which depicts the sorry state of muslims of the poet's time. Its truth still applies to the current scene of muslim world too. A heart wrentching account, in Urdu language.

Windows 7 explored

This is my First Upload on Youtube...
It is a sneak peak into Windows Next Operating System ( WINDOWS 7)..
These days running in beta version..
and Yes i m Luvvvvviiiiinnnngggg it...

Using Camtasia2

A video i made and sent to my students of CALL, and uploaded to Youtube..

CNET The Apple Byte: The iPhone 3GS is a speed racer

Another Device that is Lethal

WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ

(Passing requires 4 correct answers) 

1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 

2) Which country makes Panama hats? 

3) From which animal do we get cat gut? 

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? 

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? 

7) What was King George VI's first name? 

8) What color is a purple finch? 

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? 

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

 
 

Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass.

Check your answers below. 






ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ 

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years 

2) Which country makes Pana ma hats? Ecuador 

3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses 

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November 

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur 

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs 

7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert

8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson 

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand 

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange (of course) 


What do you mean, you failed? Me, too. 

Pass this on to some brilliant friends, so they may feel useless too.

J

Wonderful Lemon

Lemon is one of those super foods with a myriad health and cosmetic benefits.  There are a few persons for whom it is an allergen, so make sure you are not allergic to this natural product, before you start enjoying the many benefits.                      

1. Lemon being a citrus fruit , fights against infection. It helps in production of WBC's and antibodies in blood which attacks the invading microorganism and prevents infection. 

2. Lemon is an antioxidant which deactivates the free radicals preventing many dangerous diseases like stroke, cardiovascular diseases and cancers. 

3. Lemon lowers blood pressure and increases the levels of HDL (good cholesterol) . 

4. Lemon is found to be anti-carcinogenic which lower the rates of colon, prostate, and breast cancer . They prevent faulty metabolism in the cell, which can predispose a cell to becoming carcinogenic. Also blocks the formation of nitrosamines in the gut. 
 
5. Lemon juice is said to give a glow to the skin. 

6. A few drops of lemon juice in hot water are believed to clear the digestive system and purify liver as well.

7. The  skin  of lemon dried under the sun and then ground to make powder  can  be  applied  to  the  hair for a few minutes before bath which relieves head ache and cools the body. 

8. Applying lemon juice to acne dries the existing ones and prevents from getting more. 

9. Lemon juice acts as a natural hair lightner and skin bleach which reduces the pigment melanin and prevents the risk of chemical allergic reactions which is common with hair dyes and bleaches. 

10. Lemon juice is given to relieve gingivitis, stomatitis, and inflammation of the tongue. 

11. Lemon juice is given to prevent common cold. 

12. Lemon juice is given to prevent or treat urinary tract infection and gonorrhea.

13. Lemon juice is applied to the sites of bites and stings of certain insects to relieve its poison and pain. 

14. Lemon juice relieves colic pain and gastric problems . 

15. Lemon juice soothes the dry skin when applied with little glycerin . 

16. Lemon juice used for marinating seafood or meat kills bacteria and other organisms present in them, thereby prevents many gastro-intestinal tract infections. 

17. Lemon juice with a pinch of salt (warm) every morning lowers cholesterol levels and brings down your weight. 

18. Lemon juice is the best drink to prevent dehydration and shock in case of diarrhea. 

19. Lemon juice can also be used as a mouthwash. It removes plaque, whitens the teeth and strengthens the enamel. 

20. A table spoon on thick lemon syrup everyday relieves asthma. 

21. Lemon juice relieves chilblains and itchy skin. 

22. Gargling lemon juice relieves throat infection and also used as a treatment for diphtheria .

23. Lemon juice is an excellent treatment for dandruff and greasy hair . 

24. Lemon applied over the face removes wrinkles and keeps you young. 

25. Lemon juice helps to prevent and cure osteoarthritis

Face Off

 A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man  below. She descended a bit more and shouted, 'Excuse me sir,can you help me ? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am.'

 The man below replied, 'You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.'

 'You must be an engineer,' said the lady balloonist.
  
'I am', replied the man. 'How did you know ?' 'Well, answered the balloonist, 'everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me at all. If anything you've delayed my trip even more.'

 The man below responded, 'You must be in management.' 'I am,' replied the lady balloonist, 'but, how did you know?'

 'Well,' said the man, 'You don't know where you are, or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air within.

 You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you, to solve your problems.

Laugh it out...

Few hymns for those who speed on the highway

45mph…………………God Will Take Care of You
65mph…………………Nearer My God To Thee
85mph…………………This World Is Not My Home
95mph…………………Lord, I’m Coming Home
100mph……………….Precious Memories

Tanzia Nazm "Urdish"

Khat mila hai mujhe Urdu ki kisee mahfil meN
PaRhke ranjoor hoa Tees si uThTheee dil meN

Khat men mauSoof ne likhkha hai mujhe "how are you"
HaiN woh ik ahl-e suKhan unki zubaaN hai Urdu

Aage likhkha hai keh kyooN mujhe peh hai sustee ka "blame"
Aap maSroof haiN aur maiN bhi yahaN 'all the same"

Ap ne ek ghazal "send" jo ki thee parsoN
MaiN ne dou baar "really"woh paRhee thee parsoN

Oos ka har sher mujhe "best" nazar aata hai
"Heart" meN seedha harik sher utar jata hai

Aapke sheroN meN insaan ki "feeling" hai nihaaN
Jo bhi kahte haiN bahut Khoob hai Zawaid miyaN

Waise har she'r ki "reading" se hi aata hai maza
MaiN ne per Matla.o.Maqte ko bahut "like" kiya

"I swear" aapke sheroN ka hai andaz "superb"
"Really" aap ki hai fikr ki perwaaz "superb"

Aapki ghazaloN se milta hai mire "heart" ko chain
"Send again and again and again and again"

Khat ko paRhte hi raha josh ka mere nah hisaab
Main ne bhi likh diya unki hi zubaaN meN yeh jawab

"Thanks" keh aap ne ashAAr mire "like" kiye
Mere "couplets" pazeeraai ke qabil to nah the

"Weldone" aap ne kah kar mire tAAreef jo ki
Is se himmat miree kuch aur baRhee aur baRhee

Miree har fikr thee sada mira har sher sapaT
Aap ne phir bhi kiya "like" unheN "thanks a lot"

Intelligent Humour #1

Joke: What Is Your Business Sign?

Instead of Astrological Signs, how about these .. What's Your Business Sign?

1. MARKETING You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. Least compatible with Sales.

2. SALES Laziest of all signs, often referred to as "marketing without a degree." You are also self-centered and paranoid. Unless someone calls you and begs you to take their money, you like to avoid contact with customers so you can "concentrate on the big picture." You seek admiration for your golf game throughout your life.

3. TECHNOLOGY Unable to control anything in your personal life, you are instead content to completely control everything that happens at your workplace. Often even YOU don't understand what you are saying but who the hell can tell. It is written that Geeks shall inherit the Earth.

4. ENGINEERING One of only two signs that actually studied in school. It is said that engineers place ninety percent of all Personal Ads. You can be happy with yourself; your office is full of all the latest "ergodynamic" gadgets. However, we all know what is really causing your "carpal tunnel syndrome."

5. ACCOUNTING The only other sign that studied in school. You are mostly immune from office politics. You are the most feared person in the organization; combined with your extreme organizational traits, the majority of rumors concerning you say that you are completely insane.

6. HUMAN RESOURCES Ironically, given your access to confidential information, you tend to be the biggest gossip within the organization. Possibly the only other person that does less work than marketing, you are unable to return any calls today because you have to get a haircut, have lunch AND then mail a letter.

7. MANAGEMENT/MIDDLE MANAGEMENT Catty, cutthroat, yet completely spineless, you are destined to remain at your current job for the rest of your life. Unable to make a single decision you tend to measure your worth by the number of meetings you can schedule for yourself. Best suited to marry other "Middle Managers" as everyone in your social circle is a "Middle Manager."

8. SENIOR MANAGEMENT (See above - Same sign, different title)

9. CUSTOMER SERVICE Bright, cheery, positive, you are a fifty-cent cab ride from taking your own life. As children very few of you asked your parents for a little cubicle for your room and a headset so you could pretend to play "Customer Service." Continually passed over for promotions, your best bet is to sleep with your manager.

10. CONSULTANT Lacking any specific knowledge, you use acronyms to avoid revealing your utter lack of experience. You have convinced yourself that your "skills" are in demand and that you could get a higher paying job with any other organization in a heartbeat. You will spend an eternity contemplating these career opportunities without ever taking direct action.

11. RECRUITER, "HEADHUNTER" As a "person" that profits from the success of others, most people who actually work for a living disdain you. Paid on commission and susceptible to alcoholism, your ulcers and frequent heart attacks correspond directly with fluctuations in the stock market.

12. PARTNER, PRESIDENT, CEO You are brilliant or lucky. Your inability to figure out complex systems such as the fax machine suggest the latter.

13. GOVERNMENT WORKER Paid to take days off. Government workers are genius inventors, like the invention of new Holidays. They usually suffer from deep depression or anxiety and usually commit serious crimes while on the job...Thus the term "GO POSTAL".

HR

After 10 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no recommendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying; Myfriend, you have not worked here for even one day. The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain. Manager:- How many days are there in a year? Man:- 365 days and some times 366 Manager:- how many hours make up a day? Man:- 24 hours Manager:- How long do you work in a day? Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day. Manager:- S! o, what fraction of the day do you work in hours? Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third) Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days? Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days) Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends? Man:- No sir Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends? Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have? Man:- 18 days. Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining? Man:- 4 days Manager:- Do you work on New Year day? Man:- No sir! Manager! :- Do you come to work on workers day? Man:- No sir! Manager:- So how many days are left? Man:- 2 days sir! Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )? Man:- No sir! Manager:- So how many days are left? Man:- 1 day sir! Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day? Man:- No sir! Manager:- So how many days are left? Man:- None sir! Manager:- So, what are you claiming? Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing Company money all these days. Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!   HR=HIGH RISK

A-Z of Life

A--Accept Accept others for who they are and for the choices they've made even if you have difficulty understanding their beliefs, motives, or actions.   B--Break Away Break away from everything that stands in the way of what you hope to accomplish with your life.   C--Create Create a family of friends whom you can share your hopes, dreams, sorrows, and happiness with.   D--Decide Decide that you'll be successful and happy come what may, and good things will find you. The roadblocks are only minor obstacles along the way.   E--Explore Explore and experiment. The world has much to offer, and you have much to give.. And every time you try something new, you'll learn more about yourself.   F--Forgive Forgive and forget. Grudges only weigh you down and inspire unhappiness and grief. Soar above it, and remember that everyone makes mistakes.   G--Grow Leave the childhood monsters behind. They can no longer hurt you or stand in your way.   H--Hope Hope for the best and never forget that anything is possible as long as you remain dedicated to the task.   I--Ignore Ignore the negative voice inside your head. Focus instead on your goals and remember your accomplishments. Your past success is only a small inkling of what the future holds.   J--Journey Journey to new worlds, new possibilities, by remaining open-minded. Try to learn something new every day, and you'll grow.   K--Know Know that no matter how bad things seem, they'll always get better. The warmth of spring always follows the harshest winter.   L--Love Let love fill your heart instead of hate. When hate is in your heart, there's room for nothing else, but when love is in your heart, there's room for endless happiness.   M--Manage Manage your time and your expenses wisely, and you'll suffer less stress and worry. Then you'll be able to focus on the important things in life.   N--Notice Never ignore the poor, infirm, helpless, weak, or suffering. Offer your assistance when possible, and always your kindness and understanding.   O--Open Open your eyes and take in all the beauty around you. Even during the worst of times, there's still much to be thankful for.   P--Play Never forget to have fun along the way. Success means nothing without happiness.   Q--Question Ask many questions, because you're here to learn. R--Relax Refuse to let worry and stress rule your life, and remember that things always have a way of working out in the end.   S--Share Share your talent, skills, knowledge, and time with others. Everything that you invest in others will return to you many times over.   T--Try Even when your dreams seem impossible to reach, try anyway. You'll be amazed by what you can accomplish.   U--Use Use your gifts to your best ability. Talent that's wasted has no value. Talent that's used will bring unexpected rewards.   V--Value Value the friends and family members who've supported and encouraged you, and be there for them as well.   W--Work Work hard every day to be the best person you can be, but never feel guilty if you fall short of your goals. Every sunrise offers a second chance.   X--X-Ray Look deep inside the hearts of those around you and you'll see the goodness and beauty within.   Y--Yield Yield to commitment. If you stay on track and remain dedicated, you'll find success at the end of the road.   Z--Zoom Zoom to a happy place when bad memories or sorrow rears its ugly head. Let nothing interfere with your goals. Instead, focus on your abilities, your dreams, and a brighter tomorrow.