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Smart Answer 2
Awesome Answers in IAS* Examination
Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd Rank Opted for IFS)
Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid (UPSC 33 Rank)
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Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd Rank Opted for IFS)
Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid (UPSC 33 Rank)
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Smart Answers
This is a famous paper written for an Oxford philosophy exam, normally requiring an eight page essay answer and expected to be backed up with source material, quotes and analytical reasoning. This guy wrote the below answer and topped the exam!
* OXFORD EXAMINATION BOARD 1987* *ESSAY QUESTION*
* OXFORD EXAMINATION BOARD 1987* *ESSAY QUESTION*
Question: What is courage? (50 Marks)
Answer: This is courage
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Interesting puzzles of LATERAL THINKING :)
man
1.-----
board
Ans= Man overboard
stand
2.------
i
A= I understand
3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/
A= Reading between the line
4. r
road
a
d
A= Cross road
5. cycle
cycle
cycle
A= Tricycle
6.
Ç0
Ç----
ÇM.D
ÇPh.D
A= Two degrees below zero
knee
7.-----
light
A= Neon light (knee-on-light)
ground
8. ---------------
feet feet feet
feet feet feet
A= 6 feet underground
9. he's / himself
A= He's by himself
10. Ecnalg
A= Backwrd glance
11. death....Life
A= Life after death
12. THINK
A= Think big
& the real fun is,
13. ababaaaabbaaababaabb
A= Long time no 'C'! ;)
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1.-----
board
Ans= Man overboard
stand
2.------
i
A= I understand
3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/
A= Reading between the line
4. r
road
a
d
A= Cross road
5. cycle
cycle
cycle
A= Tricycle
6.
Ç0
Ç----
ÇM.D
ÇPh.D
A= Two degrees below zero
knee
7.-----
light
A= Neon light (knee-on-light)
ground
8. ---------------
feet feet feet
feet feet feet
A= 6 feet underground
9. he's / himself
A= He's by himself
10. Ecnalg
A= Backwrd glance
11. death....Life
A= Life after death
12. THINK
A= Think big
& the real fun is,
13. ababaaaabbaaababaabb
A= Long time no 'C'! ;)
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Independence Day
Extract from the Diary of Capt Ali Ahmed Shaheed, which he wrote one night prior to his SHADAT in Wazirastan
"Kiya zaruri tha ki main fuaj me ata. Meri umar k boht se larky universities aur colleges men parh rahe honge aur men 22 saal ki umer men agaly kuch dino mein apne seenay pe goli kha k is duniya se dour ho jaon ga. Kis k liye???????????? Un logon k liye jo ghaazion aur shaeedoon ki bajaye singers ko ahmiyat dete hain................jo ye tak sun nahe sakte k hum ne maut ko kahan ja kar dekha.....................Sirf is liye ke in logo ke aish-o-araam par koi haraf na aye."
Capt Ali Ahmed got Shadat the next day by getting bullets in his chest but left us with a food of thought. We must realize who are our real heros??????? They sacrifice their youth so that we can brethe in an Independent Islamic State. We must salute our ARMY for its countless sacrifices to maintain independence of our beloved motherland and helping us in every diaster selflesly.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
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"Kiya zaruri tha ki main fuaj me ata. Meri umar k boht se larky universities aur colleges men parh rahe honge aur men 22 saal ki umer men agaly kuch dino mein apne seenay pe goli kha k is duniya se dour ho jaon ga. Kis k liye???????????? Un logon k liye jo ghaazion aur shaeedoon ki bajaye singers ko ahmiyat dete hain................jo ye tak sun nahe sakte k hum ne maut ko kahan ja kar dekha.....................Sirf is liye ke in logo ke aish-o-araam par koi haraf na aye."
Capt Ali Ahmed got Shadat the next day by getting bullets in his chest but left us with a food of thought. We must realize who are our real heros??????? They sacrifice their youth so that we can brethe in an Independent Islamic State. We must salute our ARMY for its countless sacrifices to maintain independence of our beloved motherland and helping us in every diaster selflesly.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
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