Tuesday, November 25, 2008

The Washer-man, Dog and Donkey



The Washer-man, Dog and Donkey

 

 Good story with old version…

 

There was once a washer man who had a donkey and a dog.

 

One night when the whole world was sleeping, a thief broke into the house, the washer man was fast asleep but the donkey and the dog were awake.

 

The dog decided not to bark since the master did not take good care of him and wanted to teach him a lesson.

 

The donkey got worried and said to the dog that if he doesn't bark, the donkey will have to do something himself. The dog did not change his mind and the donkey started braying loudly.

 

Hearing the donkey bray, the thief ran away, the master woke up and started beating the donkey for braying in the middle of the night for no reason.

 

Moral of the story "One must not engage in duties other than his own"

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The washer man was a well educated man from a premier management institute.

 

He had the habit of looking at the bigger picture and thinking out of the box. He was convinced that there must be some reason for the donkey to bray in the night.

 

He walked outside a little and did some fact finding, applied a bottom up approach, figured out from the ground realities that there was a thief who broke in and the donkey only wanted to alert him about it.

 

Looking at the donkey's extra initiative and going beyond the call of the duty, he rewarded him with lot of hay and other perks and became his favorite pet.

 

The dog's life didn't change much, except that now the donkey was more motivated in doing the dogs duties as well. In the annual appraisal the dog managed a "meets requirement" Soon the dog realized that the donkey is taking care of his duties and he can enjoy his life sleeping and lazing around.

 

The donkey was rated as "star performer". The donkey had to live up to his already high performance standards. Soon he was over burdened with work and always under pressure and now is looking for a job rotation…

 

If you have worked in a corporate environment, I am sure you have guessed the characters of the new story.

 

 



Monday, July 14, 2008

Broken Pledges

Once a doctor was visited by a stranger who had a box with him. He sat in a corner waiting until all the patients had gone, and the doctor was left alone, then with an air of secrecy he opened up the box in front of the doctor. It contained a gold necklace. The stranger told him that this chain was worth Rs 10,000, but hastened to add that he did not want to sell it. He only wanted to borrow Rs 5000 against it. He had run into great difficulties and had felt forced to pawn something valuable. He said that he would be very grateful if the doctor could give him enough money to see him through this emergency. He promised to come back in one month's time and redeem the necklace. The doctor at first said that he was not interested, and refused to give him any money. But the man persisted, explaining his plight in such a piteous way that the doctor softened and agreed to help him out. He handed over the money, then locked the chain in his safe.

Month after month elapsed, but there was no sign of the man returning. The doctor began to feel apprehensive. Then one day he decided to take the necklace out of his safe and send it to a jeweller to have it valued, so that he could sell it. To his consternation he was told that it was made of brass. Although the doctor was shocked momentarily, it did not take him long to recover. He said that he had lost his money but that he would not lose his composure. He chose to forget all about this sad incident, and simply took the chain out of his safe and put it in a common almirah, along with other articles made of brass.

This attitude adopted by the doctor is the best solution to many problems that arise from our contacts with other people. Whenever our hopes and trusts have been betrayed, we feel that we have genuine grounds for feeling aggrieved. When a supposed man of principle proves a scoundrel, a well-wisher turns out an enemy and a reasonable person shows himself to be quite the reverse, we feel really let down.

On such occasions, the best policy is to bring those who have disappointed us down from the high pedestals that we had them on, and put them back among the commonplace. What had formerly been considered 'gold' should then be accepted as being only 'brass' and given a place accordingly. This is the only way to retain one's equanimity in the face of life's many disappointments.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

PC Tips & Tricks

PC Problems… No Laughing Matter

Experiencing computer problems is anything but funny. They are frustrating, stressing and if you have no clues as to what is happening, it can completely ruin your day!

My advice? Don't fiddle with your PC if you have no idea what's going on with it. Run some basic PC utilities and see if their recommendations work. If not, ask a tech-savvy friend to help you out. Ain't got one? Bring your PC to a technician. It may cost but it would probably be less than having to buy a new PC altogether. If that is not the option as well then visit my website and Post a Comment in "Forum", or e-mail me.

Customizing Your Desktop


The easiest way to decorate your PC or to express yourself through it is by changing its wallpaper. Indeed, the first thing that users often do to broadcast or signify their 'dominion' over their PC is to change its wallpaper.

Windows has a vast repository of wallpapers that could match the taste or personality of almost every PC user. However, not everybody wants to be dictated upon as to how their desktop should look.

Of course, there's no 'rule' as regards the kind of wallpaper that you should paste on your desktop. You could post any picture or painting that you like. However, there are some instances where you may have to limit your choices.

Wallpapers consume memory space. The bigger the file, the less space you're going to have for other applications. If you're quite short on RAM, I suggest that you choose designs which are not that intricate. Keep it simple. Plain-looking wallpapers are usually small in terms of file size; hence, they are easier to load.

PC optimization doesn't just mean cleaning your cache or registry. If you want your unit to always perform at its best, you should first ascertain and acknowledge its limitations. If you only have 128MB of RAM, don't use an intricate photo of a Da Vinci Masterpiece for a wallpaper. Every byte counts. Save valuable memory for more important processes

Increasing Dependence in Technology


Are we getting too dependent on technology? In case you haven't noticed, everything seems to be available to us in just a push of a button. While it has definitely made life easier for us, it has also made us more vulnerable to glitches or power outages. It seems that man's extinction would be caused not by climate change but by power shortages.

I'm not saying that we should gradually rid ourselves of the gadgets that we're carrying around. I might be the first person who'll proffer an objection to such a proposal. What I'm advocating is for everybody to be made aware of our dependency and vulnerability so that something could be done about it.

I'm not exactly sure as to the appropriate measures that should be taken in order to prepare ourselves for worst-case scenarios, but I think many of us should be reacquainted with the old and computer-less procedures of our respective crafts.

The Indispensability of Computers



I wonder what it would be like to live in a world without computers.

Writers like me would definitely miss it. I mean, who could live without auto-spacing and auto-indentions.

Video game players would definitely wilt without it. Although there are many platforms that could satisfy their lust for virtual blood, speed, and fury, there are games that could only be played to the max when it's loaded and ran on the PC.

Researchers would certainly slit their wrists without it. Just imagine life without Google. The computer, along with the Internet, has dramatically reduced the time that it takes to come up with materials on a particular subject. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, try researching for a particular topic about William Wallace in your state library's European Studies Section. I bet that you'd be camping out in the building for a day or two for that undertaking alone.

I could go on and on and on and on about how the computer has revolutionized everything that we do. I'm sure nobody would dare deny that the PC has, in one way or another, changed their lives for the better.

Taking a Byte at the Trend


I wonder if there are still people who do not know how to use a computer. With almost every form of human activity being regulated or assisted by the PC, the thought that there are still people who are totally ignorant about it seems revolting.

Thanks to a comprehensive change in grade school and high school curriculum, a good number of people ages 40 and below know what Ctrl-Alt-Del is all about. While those pushing 60 and above are admittedly quite illiterate as far as PC use is concerned, still there is a considerable effort by a good number of them to be acquainted with the technology that many are dependent on.

Using a PC is as easy as operating a toaster. Software and PC hardware manufacturers are constantly devising ways to make the computer user-friendly. Who knows, time will come when PC would recognize and respond to mental commands.

Sharing DSL Wealth Through Wireless Routers

One of the reasons why I hate cleaning my desktop is because of the multitude of wires attached to it. Looking at the back of my PC's casing reminds me of Rapunzel's golden locks. If my memory serves me right, around 5 wires or cables entangle each other for accommodation at the various port sockets. Aggravating this eyesore are their lengths which could definitely strangle your patience when the time to clean and untangle them arrives.

Haircut

While you couldn't dispense with the wire that connects your PC to the power outlet, there is one that you could do away with – the DSL cable. Ever since laptops started threatening the existence of desktops, wireless routers sprouted like mushrooms. Indeed, the very essence of mobile PCs would be defeated if it is nailed to the table next to where the DSL cable is. By setting up a wireless router in your home or at the office, you could unshackle your notebooks and other electronic gadgets that can connect to the Internet.

Share the Wealth

It's not only laptops that catapulted the wireless router to the pedestal of Internet connectivity. High speed DSL connection also made wireless access viable. Take note that a router's main task is to enable multiple users to share one common Internet source or access. Sharing a 10mbps connection is a must. I mean, what do you need the extra 9MB for? However, if you're still stuck in dial-up, then sharing that 56kbps that your ISP is giving you is like sharing a single spaghetti strand with just one meatball on it.

You don't need a Computer Science degree at Princeton or NYU in order to be able to set up a wireless network right at your own home. Most of the routers that are available in the market today are like RTWs. In case you haven't noticed, the user's part in installing a PC peripheral is usually just confined to connecting the power or the USB cable on the component.

Before Buying a Router…

There are a few things that you have to consider before opting to blanket your house with wireless Internet. First and foremost is security. If you don't intend on sharing your wireless Internet with your neighbor, then I suggest that you buy a router with a limited range. Of course, you could always secure your network by using passwords, but it's better to nip the problem in the bud.

Another thing that you have to consider is viability. You may have a fast Internet connection, but if you have a dozen family members living under one roof, then your generosity might just frustrate you in the end. Before setting up a wireless network, consider the number of people who would be using it. If they're many, or a few but would be downloading megabytes or gigabytes of files, then I suggest that you upgrade your DSL plan first before even trying to share the blessing.

There are many risks in connecting to the Internet. Make sure that you have the necessary system and security tools, such as a registry cleaner and an antivirus, before warping into cyberspace.

Dangers in IMs and IRCs

Instant messaging or internet relay chats were not yet popular during my high school days. Although I was able to communicate with a few people who I don't know from Australia and New Zealand, I have our school's pen pal program to thank that for. But don't get me wrong, though. The thought of speaking with somebody who's from another continent isn't exactly considered a Michael J. Fox movie even when I was still in kindergarten. Unless you've already forgotten, a sort of instant messaging service was already in existence even during our grandparents' time in the form of telegram services.

Small, Small World

The world shrank further a few years later when the Internet's popularity increased exponentially. Web sites were not yet widespread back then, and people were not that reliant on the same for information. What many appreciated the Internet for during that time was for the messaging services. Yahoo! or Windows/MSN Messenger was not yet available. The first communications tool or application that I remember using was mIRC.

Internet relay chat programs allow users to exchange messages in real time. It's no different than with the instant messengers that everybody's using nowadays, well except that the former's GUI is a bit prehistoric, and the smileys are still "cro-magnic." Oh and of course, Web cams were unheard of back then.

Exploiting for Exploits

As with anything on the Internet, hackers soon found a way to use IRCs to infect PCs with their creations. While IRCs primarily process messages and send them to their intended recipients, they also have the ability to send files.

It's very easy to spread malware through IRCs or IMs. Almost all people who have Internet access use them, unless the persons that he needs or intends to communicate with all live in his house. Hackers usually open up accounts and pose as chatters who pretend to be interested in befriending you. During the course of your conversation, he will ask you to receive a file from him, purportedly a picture of him or something that might be interesting to you. If you're too trusting (or gullible), then chances are is that you'll be reformatting your hard drive the next day due to a hopeless case of registry infestation.

Surfing With Bodyguards

We're always told to never talk to strangers. While you may think that such warning doesn't apply in the virtual world, think again. The admonition is actually more relevant, or at least equally applicable in cyberspace. Don't underestimate the cunningness of con artists lurking around the chat rooms. Many have already been victimized personally and virtually. The danger is real. You could be robbed or maligned in cyberspace. While you may escape physical harm when entertaining strangers in IRCs or IMs, the virtual or electronic injury can be likewise equally painful.

Protect yourself and your computer from being mugged in cyberspace. Make sure that you have electronic sentinels before taking a trip in cyberspace. Two bodyguards in the form of an antivirus and registry cleaner programs should already be enough to ward off malicious attacks.

Optimizing Your Browser

No matter how fast your processor is, chances are is that your surfing speed would soon drag down due to unwanted data build up, plug-in issues, or failure to update your browser. You don't need an antivirus or anti-spyware program for these problems. Putting grease into your laggard browser is as easy as clicking a few buttons.

If you're using Internet Explorer, just click on Tools • Internet Options then click on Delete Browsing History. If you're using a third-party utility suite, such as Norton Systemworks, then you have to open up its control center and choose the appropriate option to delete unwanted browser clutter.

For plug-in problems, all you have to do is disable it. In Firefox, just choose Tools • Add-ons, then Disable. In Internet Explorer, click on Start • All Programs • Accessories • Internet Explorer (No Add-ons).

Pssst! 10 Reasons Why Your PC May be S-L-O-W

Does your PC spend a lot of time loading software applications like Excel, Word or any commonly used application? This strange behavior is equally true for newly purchased as well as old PCs. Here are the Top 10 most probable reasons why your PC is slow.

  1. Spyware is a name given to a software program that has malicious intentions and downloads itself without the user's consent or knowledge. They can do all sorts of nasty things and slow down the computer considerably.
  2. Installation of many programs under the StartUp menu. As you install applications on your system, some of them take up start-up status discreetly. This results in slower start up times as all of them take up memory for initialization. As a result, booting up a system consumes a lot of time.
  3. Corruption of the Windows registry. The Windows Registry is regarded as the master control center of the operating system and all the applications that it executes. If it is corrupted, it can lead to a variety of performance problems like slow Windows start ups and shut downs along with general disturbance in Windows processing activities.
  4. Fragmented memory. When you use your PC on an every day basis files stored on the computer gets 'scattered' and thus consumes noticeable time for file searches.
  5. Security software may aim to protect you but their constant surveillance against all kinds of malicious software can actually contribute to slow PC performance because they take up a lot of main memory. By all means install and use security software but ensure that settings are at its best for you (e.g., using the Ignore List, etc.) so that it does not meddle with your everyday PC tasks.
  6. Improper removal of programs. When programs are not uninstalled properly, they leave certain things behind. This results in cluttering the Windows registry with invalid and obsolete data, occupying plenty of unwanted space.
  7. Page file size. This is known as the temporary work area in the memory used by a system for efficient processing of various functions. Think of it as a buffer used by the operating system. If you allocate only a small portion of memory for this, the consequence may be poor performance and system instability.
  8. Permanent Internet files. If your Temporary Internet folder is never emptied, all the used memory will make your PC slow.
  9. Viruses are software programs with malicious intentions and cause irreparable damage to computers. It is also the most prevalent reason of reducing the speed of computers as they can sap down computer performance and cause frequent shut downs.
  10. Hardware problems. Last but not the least, hardware problems as a result of dust, overheating and wear and tear of components can cause sluggish PC performance.

I hope the above helps you understand just how many factors can cause slow PC performance.


 

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Leave Applications (Have fun!!!!)







See , how people write leave Applications. 

 

It's murder of English language. But Too Funny.

Just Read It.



The Leave Applications; )


 

Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:


"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave."




This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:


"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."


 

Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:


"as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."


 

From H.A.L. Administration Dept:


"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave."


 

Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:


"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave"


 

An incident of a leave letter:


"I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."


 

A leave letter to the headmaster:


"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"


 

Another leave letter written to the headmaster:


"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."


 

Covering note:


"I am enclosed herewith..."


 

Another one:


"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..."


 

Actual letter written for application of leave:


"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".


 

Letter writing:-


"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."


 

A candidate's job application:


"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.












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Thursday, March 20, 2008

Something u may not know....


Here are something's you may not know......

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
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2.  The most common name in the world is  Mohammed.
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3.  The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that  they start  with.
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4.  The strongest muscle in the body is the  tongue.
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5.  There are two credit cards for every person in the United  States .
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6.  TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the  letters
    only on one row of the  keyboard.
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7.  Women blink nearly twice as much as  men!
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8.  You can't kill yourself by holding your  breath..
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9.  It is impossible to lick your  elbow.
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10.  People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you
Sneeze, your  heart stops for a  millisecond.
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11.  It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the  sky.
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12.  The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the
toughest  tongue twister in the English  language.
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13.  If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try  to

Suppress a sneeze; you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or  neck
and  die.
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14.  Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from
History.  "Spades" - King David; "Clubs" - Alexander the Great;
" Hearts" - Charlemagne; "Diamonds" -  Julius  Caesar.
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15.  111,111,111 x 111,111,111 =  12,345,678,987, 654,321
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16.  If a statue of a warrior on a horse has both front  legs
in the air, the person died in battle. If the
horse has one front  leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in  battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the  ground, the person died of  natural
causes.
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17  What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and  
laser printers all have in  common?
Ans. - All invented by  women.
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18.  Honey - This is the only food that doesn't spoil.
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19.  A crocodile cannot stick its tongue  out.
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20.  A snail can sleep for three  years.
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21.  All polar bears are left  handed.
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22.  American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive
from  each salad served in  first-class.
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23.  Butterflies taste with their  feet.
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24.  Elephants are the only animals that can't  jump.
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25.  In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been  domesticated.
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26.  On average, people fear spiders more than they do  death.
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27.  Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and  'bump'.
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28.  Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left  hand.
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29.  The ant always falls over on its right side when  intoxicated.
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30.  The electric chair was invented by a  dentist.
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31.  The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to  the
body to squirt blood 30  feet.
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32.  Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have  over
million  descendants.
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33.  Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
your ear  by 700  times.
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34.  The cigarette lighter was invented before the  match.
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35.  Most lipstick contains fish  scales.
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36.  Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is  different
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37.  And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their  elbow.
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